- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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