- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Guess what? AIDS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

kennah campion... being nice

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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