Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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