- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

okay so theres this guy.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Justin Bieber

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

WILLY

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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