- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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