A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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