- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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