What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

404 Error: Joke not found

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Pickles are moist.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

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