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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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