- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Nickelback.

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