- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Set up Punch line.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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