Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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