What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Feminism

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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