- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."