- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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