A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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