Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

religion

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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