A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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