A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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sucks Syntax...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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