Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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