- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

black people

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Women's rights.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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