- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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