The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

i committed murder

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

whats black and large -me

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Homo say what?

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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