Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Knock Knock Come in

Asian women drivers...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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