A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

watch me nae nae

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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