How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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