i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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