- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Women's Rights

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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