- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a door yes

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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