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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

nothing

The WNBA.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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