- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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