- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was once a jew

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Stephen Hawking

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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