You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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