- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

My penis is big... not.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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