- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What's red, blue & green all over?

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Fat people

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

so...um, yeah

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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