some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A cat playing laser tag.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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