what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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