- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

A van drives into a car.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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