- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

I was once a hamster.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

you dint have to be a jew matt

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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