What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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