- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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