- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

KILL WHITEY

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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