- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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