- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

I have cancer. And you're next.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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