- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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