- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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