justin beiber sucks

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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