- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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