A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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