- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

NASCAR

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The holocaust

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Liverpool City Football Club

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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