- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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