- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

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