- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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