Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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