- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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