- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head