why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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