A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What is funnier than 24 69

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why was the boy sad? because.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Gus's mom

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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