Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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