I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Kameron Brown is gay.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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