If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Anti Joke

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