What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's your guys names?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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