what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

I was once a hamster.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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