EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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