- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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