- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

I'm sn otter

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Jersey Shore.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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