- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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