- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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