Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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