- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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