Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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