- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's long and black The unemployment line

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

justin beiber sucks

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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