- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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