- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Women's Rights

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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