What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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aodhan hearty

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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