- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

black people

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

woman's rights

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's worse than this That :(

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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