- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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