- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

My Butthole.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??