Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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