what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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