If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

You had better thumbs up this post.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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