Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Penis.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Major League Soccer

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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