- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

30cm = 0,3meters

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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