- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

No because your face is really f***** up.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??