What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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mental kid

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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