What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

PENIS

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Women's professional sports

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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