- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Neither did she.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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