How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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