why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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black people

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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my wife out of the kitchen

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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