Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the fish say after he

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Black people.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

White NBA players.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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