Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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good looking women

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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