- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

PENIS that is all

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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